Words of Wisdom

I was talking to my grandfather and he pointed out some interesting things. He says that some of those European cars over there gets 50 miles easily from a full tank of gas. Bush over here doesnt want anything like that, he needs us to buy this high-ass priced gas so we can pay for his war. He said that the car makers over here dont wanna make anything like that. "Are you telling me they can go to outerspace but could not figure out a way to possibly make a carborator that can get more than 30 miles a tank". Gotta love ol' folks for pointing out the obvious craziness that is occuring in America!
Dr. Ace Love has spoken.