Sick, deal with it

I've been sick and tired and tired and sick the past couple days. My stomach has been beating me like a red-headed stepchild. I have had to eat applesauce while all my coworkers get cheesesteaks and wings. So this is the diary of a mad black woman, so I will respond to comments when I am not so bitter though on a brighter note I have lost 5lbs due to the sickness.